I like how ambiguously
This place
can either mean "4chan" or "outside."
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
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This is depressing as fuck. People have been murdered en masse by radicalized morons from 4chan. They literally live in this bubble of their own creation where they honestly believe that the world has singled them out for victimization.
This sounds scaringly similar to a country in the Middle East heavily supported by the US.
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Dude, there’s a whole TV channel for BBC and people talk about it all the time IRL
BBC One. BBC Two. BBC Three. BBC Four. BBC Five. BBC Six. BBC Seven. BBC Heaven.
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This is why people like this are told to go outside or touch grass.
Frankly all of 4chan should.
But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.
I heard a story about a whole world that was perfect because they locked a kid up in a room and threw all the bad stuff in there with the kid. The poor kid suffered all of the world's miseries so that others could enjoy life. That kid's name? 4chan.
4chan is 99% deplorable garbage. I won't even go into /b/. Helllll no. But oddly enough, some of the internet's best memes come out of there.
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Imagine being so obsessed by black dick as 4Chan.
I don't know half the terms used and I'm pretty sure I never want to.
Terms like "outside", "people", "dating", "pleasent conversations" and "touch with reality"?
Eww i dont want reality touching me. hands off mister!
interact with people
Instructions unclear, helicoptered my dick around but there appeared to be no ceiling fan.
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Lemmy in a nutshell too tbh.
I don't know what boards you're on, but wow. Not the experience I'm having on Lemmy. You might wanna check your subscribes.
go outside
interact with people
nobody is talking about linux
nobody is talking about the bad thing that amazon did today
nobody is talking about self hosting or privacy
everyone just having normal and relatively pleasant conversation and going on with their day
Funny you say that lol. I study electrical engineering, and my friends from uni ABSOLUTELY talk about linux, self hosting, and privacy. Still looking for someone to fill out the "bad thing that amazon did today" conversation niche.
No one is accusing me of raping a cow (I got a milkshake)
No one is blaming me specifically for the state of the environment (I drive a car to get my milkshake)
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Interacting face-to-face with non-degenerates results in normal chat. Whoda thunk?
Wtf is a Gonial Angle or a Canthal tilt?
Gonial angle is this:
Canthal tilt is that:
As I was googling I've seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that's predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.
Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30
how do you bring out the protractor on dates?
Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.
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I've no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.
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Anon learns that outdoors is fake and gay.
I think their cope is that "people aren't mentioning that but they think it" etc
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What, no mention of phrenology? I've lost touch with 4chan, too much grass touching for me.
I'm pretty sure political extremism works the same way.
I have friends from high school who fell into the alt-right rabbit hole. They are obsessed with transgenderism. If you believe their depressing timelines, trans people are absolutely everywhere, behaving like total degenerates and grooming kids left and right. They send me an unhealthy amount of videos to prove their claims.
Meanwhile in the real world, I've encountered maybe 5 trans people that I recognized as such, and they were behaving normally, and not one tried to groom my kids! But if I tell them that they dismiss it on account of my woke mind virus / Trump derangement syndrome. They're single, don't have kids, and spend most of their time doomscrolling or watching the French version of Fox News, but they know better than me what's going on in my kids' school...
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No one maybe talking about lookism but they're practicing it.
Between strangers, yes. For social groups, people tend to stop seeing each others looks as they get to know each other. This is where people's advice to work on your personality is necessary. If you're out just expecting random people to approach you because of your looks, you're going to be waiting around for a long time unless you're blessed with the lucky quality of being born gorgeous.
If you go outside more you also notice that there aren't a lot of gorgeous people in the real world. (No, Tinder, clubs and other places where people LARP don't count as the real world.)
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Wait! Step-sister, this is wrong!
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