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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon finally touches grass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Under 30? So basically if you can't see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Damn it, beat me to it. Eh. Mine’s different enough.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?