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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon browses ancient memes (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 18 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
99 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon lives in the midwest (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 19 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
62 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon loves his dad (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Chill_Dan@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
43 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
66 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon enjoys a quiet night at home (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
65 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon finds the culprit (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
58 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is straight (lemy.lol)
submitted 3 days ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
134 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is an archeologist (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
14 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon recommends a cast iron pan (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
259 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon has a home gym (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
8 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon tries smoking for the first time (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
77 comments fedilink
 
 
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4chan the hacker. Complete psychopath. (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
21 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon takes the welding pill (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
55 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon races against the jock in P.E. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
53 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is an e-celeb (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
6 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon seeks enlightenment (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
51 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon plays Overwatch (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
17 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon watches an old concert video (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
126 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon shares his dating preferences (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
119 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is God (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
19 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon uncovers something big (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
35 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon needs help responding to his coworker (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
58 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon mows lawns (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
28 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon's best friend has something to confess (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
5 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon enjoys life (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
21 comments fedilink
 
 
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