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[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 216 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Goes to show how far Blizzard has fallen that they resorted to copying porn characters when they made Overwatch. What happened to all the good character designers?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech 91 points 2 months ago

They work in porn now, apparently

[–] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This Art dude sounds like an asshole.

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Even less now that AI is copy and pasting art together.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 14 points 1 month ago

What happened to all the good character designers?

Working on deadlock

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 month ago

They should have fired the overwatch game development team, kept the art team and done a full pivot into porn. They could have ruled the market.

[–] bluelion@sh.itjust.works 117 points 2 months ago (1 children)

she's actually from a meme:

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mercy-meme

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

I didn't know until this thread that this character is from Overwatch or that there is apparently a lot of porn of her. I only knew it as a random meme format.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago

It's caused by teenagers being horny.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now is the future, and Gen Alpha tracks characters from r34 back to the origin.

[–] spookex@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Happens more often than not for me

[–] sag@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago

Wait, It's not a category?

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When you game company collapses under the weight of a previous genration of success and let's board of investors, who couldn't make a fun game if all the pieces fell into their lap, direct all the managers of a project to do whats currently trending rather than innovative and do something that makes sense for the IP and gente.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago

The f do you even mean. Overwatch was a hugely popular, fun and successful game. Basically got the hero shooter genre off the ground by itself (and no, TF2 isn't a hero shooter). Their problem came later, with new heroes and balance changes that invalidated other heroes. If you loved playing the big dude with the shield, the addition of characters that can stun you and disable the shield through it made you stop playing. If you played the sniper, the removal of full charged bodyshots killing weaker, fast characters was the death of her and made you stop playing. Repeat for multiple other characters that were incredibly fun and got changed or impacted by new heroes, add in the ones that were broken from the start (i.e. angel chick invalidating an entire push using a single button) and the game will stop people playing.