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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon finally touches grass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Voltage@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

go outside

interact with people

nobody is talking about linux

nobody is talking about the bad thing that amazon did today

nobody is talking about self hosting or privacy

everyone just having normal and relatively pleasant conversation and going on with their day

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Funny you say that lol. I study electrical engineering, and my friends from uni ABSOLUTELY talk about linux, self hosting, and privacy. Still looking for someone to fill out the "bad thing that amazon did today" conversation niche.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 8 points 3 days ago

No one is accusing me of raping a cow (I got a milkshake)

No one is blaming me specifically for the state of the environment (I drive a car to get my milkshake)

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

My lemmy experience is not like your lemmy experience.

[–] whydudothatdrcrane@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Are you my ...therapist?

(Read this as in the butterfly meme LOL)