State of journalism today. WHAT FUCKING FLAVOUR WERE THE CRISPS?
I tried watching a few episodes a while back. Glorious overacting and some of the shonkiest sets and special effects ever.
But you can't beat a bit of Avon's Five.
No, but they were:
Strategic bombing of a civilian population
For me it’s not about the actual temperature it’s about the dependability of the weather.
When I was a kid, cough-cough years ago, summer was weeks of decent weather. It might not have had the temperature extremes we’re seeing now but it was warm and sunny for weeks. Glorious, long weeks.
Now it feels like you can’t even plan a barbecue because it might be nice or it might be absolutely shitting down with rain.
I’ve met many. Funny thing, anecdotal data.
The most successful besiegers were probably the Romans. It wasn't so much the act of laying siege that caused cities to surrender, it was the utter, uncompromising determination of the Romans to see the siege through to the end, and the atrocities they would commit on the surrendering population that made them so successful. Surrender immediately and you don't get enslaved or butchered... hold out and things will go very, very badly.
I don't recall all the details but there was one siege in western Europe where the mayor of the town declared 'you won't take us: we have supplies for four years in our store houses' to which the Roman commander replied 'then we'll take you on the fifth year.'
Or take Masada, a supposedly impregnable fortress built on a mountaintop. First the Romans built walls all the way around it, both to contain the Jewish 'rebels' but also to protect the Roman siegeworks from any potential rescue force. Then they just built a ramp. A massive, massive ramp, that reached all the way up to the fortress walls (which weren't that strong because who builds a strong wall when your fortress is perched on top of a mountain?). Then they wheeled up some siege engines, smashed their way through the walls and discovered most of the inhabitants had commited suicide rather than face capture.
Strategic bombing of a civilian population has only ever hardened that population’s resolve.
Are you including Hiroshima and Nagasaki in that?
That is entirely correct. You Americans are far too clever for us simpleton Brits. Pigs in blankets are exactly the same thing as sausage rolls. There is no need for you to investigate any further at all.
All problems can be solved by violence if you use enough of it.
Someone's sitting there, mate.
Good work, Holmes. And surely no jury in the land would convict for such an understandable crime!