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can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

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[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 102 points 4 months ago (5 children)
[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 4 months ago (3 children)

There's a German saying about that: "Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen" (I've seen horses vomit) implying you've seen everything, even the impossible.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

An equivalent to flying pigs?

[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That would be "Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)". It's a literal translation.

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[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What are we looking at then?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 74 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode

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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 months ago (6 children)
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[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.de 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That seems like a huge design error. Who's responsible for this?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

the entirety of the horse is a design error, ever wonder why they sleep standing up?

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 69 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If only they did this instead of fucking dying

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Tummy hurting. Death it is then.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I just keep feeding them mustard

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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just the very usual Bojack activities.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

you know, just puking some sand

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ate too much cotton candy

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Horses can't vomit, so I wonder what the deal with this picture is.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Ja. Gut so, Jaqueline. Lass alles raus, Jaqueline. Nicht durch die Nasen!

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Orville, or The Good Place

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Really enjoying The Orville right now!

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did you start because of me? :)

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No but I was coincidentally browsing Lemmy while the intro was rolling

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[–] TinklesMcPoo@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, "There's no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins." Then they tell me, "And there's no way a quarter of them are nude."

They think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"I didn't do fucking SHIT"

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

The joy of painting with bob ross

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Maybe you havent watched Letterkenny yet

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

I Think You Should Leave is kinda funny in such a circumstance.

[–] cordlord@eviltoast.org 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Smiling Friends would be perfect

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I fucking love Zach Hadel

Some of the funniest shit I've ever heard was him on sleepycast and Oneyplays

His one liner on oneyplays discussing Jimmy Neutron visiting r/braincels had me gasping for air

Donnie Darko. The man's best friend is a giant bunny.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I hope that's the last time I have to prove to you that I can not only drink like a horse, but in fact more. Pussy ass equine baby filly, use a straw next time. (Also if you are heading my direction I tink I need a ride, ... come on, just you and me, we'll go on an adventure! No stopping for extra shorts, I promise, really, I swear)

PSA: Alcohol is a bit stupid but average alcohol culture is just horrible & makes no one "cool". There is no need for silly macho stuff, peer pressure, or endangering other by your own consumption, directly or indirectly).

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

That uranium yellow cake will do that to a maf’k

[–] dragThruGardenPlz@midwest.social 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mister would you please help my pony?

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

I Think You Should Leave on Netflix (or piracy; I don't care).

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[–] Tamkish@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

That fancy soup dispenser is broken again.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change 4 points 4 months ago

ruhig jacqueline sonst kotzt du wieder

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

More like Huak BLUAH

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Scavenger reign

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

If you hate the picture you just posted, then... you might not wanna watch My Little Pony.

Ok now that I mentioned it, you're probably going to.

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