Evil_Shrubbery

joined 10 months ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 31 minutes ago

Why would anyone chain their porn?
Cockchains are not for that. Not really for anything, but not for that too.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 35 minutes ago

Yes.
Tho they would have be doing that from birth & all through medical school.

We are all rainbow on the inside.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 5 hours ago

Felin Castra(ted)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 9 hours ago

What a useless app decrypts messages on my own screen when I log in with my passwords & other protections/protocols just for me to read them?

No, ty, I'll decrypt everything in my mind only, securely under a tinfoil protection device.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I've always believed that dosing the human population with either/both wound be extremely beneficial to everything and everyone.
It would give humanity the capabilities our evolution didn't develop or bred out.

Now, how do I get one of them genies/taking fish/chem-trails barons to accommodate my selfless wish??

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

... I'll start a service for the things they won't do.

ÜbetFööks™®© - hire real professionals that will do what no others will, no questions asked they will have sex with your dishes, and your laundry, and those UberFeat people now trapped in that minotaur sex dungeon of yours.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Awww, lil baby minotaurs!! :)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Tripping on absolute power the TSA bestows to one & with that being able to steal anything from travelers I would most definitely absolutely care a lot about any drugs.
Who says no to free drugs?!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

No, cannabis is just a coincidence - the TSA just eats all the cookies they find on any traveler. That's why op hides them. Probably in a gun, so they don't suspect cookies.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

If you can't keep track of your guns, you should not own ammunition.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 47 points 1 day ago

Isn't TSA just a money-grab?

With no actual oversight, requirements, or sanctions, that's just transfer of public money to some random wage-slaves and private subcontractors (like for the all-so-special equipment they must have, as well as tons of gloves and lube they consume daily).

Im sure AI could do racial profiling just as racially biased as them, and also fail at detecting any real threats. And Im sure I've seen some 'cavity search'-like robots online that could be deployed.

 

... someone linked this in a Discord server and it's just too horrible not to repost.

Would have turned the switches the other way around tho.

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