Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!!
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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As long as both remain free and open source I'll allow it.
Because they are wise in the ways of the world.
Why do the hookers get to decide it’s a brothel?
Oh, I'm sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.
Frankly, I don't have a problem with anyone who uses linux, I do too. I just get tired of the same stupid circlejerks that paint it as some kind of perfect alternative to existing mainstays. I like it, you like it, Lemmy is a deeply nerdy subsect of diehard FOSS ideologies and the power of the personal computer. But dear god is it kind of insufferable at times when it's preaching to converts, and I imagine even less pleasant for those who just don't have a desire to care.
I will say there were times I wanted to ask certain questions, and was sure I would just be met with multiple “switch to linux” responses. I just used google to try and find answers on Reddit.
Second.
That blue screen of death post which recently said that Windows users live in fear of losing everything was a perfect example. As is this bullshit shower thought.
Hear ye, Hear ye! The local Linux preacher approaches! Hide all those whom value thou sanity!!
It's true that were total sluts aren't we?
We're never faithful to one distribution. Always hopping from one to the next until it doesn't satisfy us no more.
#LinuxSluts
I prefer to think of it as an open relationship. I have my home distro, my work distro, and if either of them aren't in the mood, there is an wide variety of other distros to get the job done.
And if I'm feeling really kinky, there's always Windows.
I thought you were going to say Gentoo.
You make Windows sound like butt stuff and BDSM
Subs aren't in the sudoers file
Don't windows-shame me!
I only use Mint. But I have 4 of them now.
Really I'm just disappointed in the lack of blackjack here.
They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.
"Companions"
Escorts 🍷
To be fair... There are too many in a brothel...
I run both. everyone hates me :')
You run Linux in a brothel?
He runs a brothel on Linux.
That's just Linux with extra steps
They have great "up time".
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What’s a LiNUx?¿
You see, little @JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee, when a man loves a woman…. Birds…. Bees…. yada yada yada…. You get a baby brother or sister.
if only those people had seen reddit in the really early days
When every other topic by windows users on lemmy is "windows sucks so much. Now they did X and Y, and everything is shit" linux users are going to reply with "use Linux".
It's like hearing incels complain about never losing their virginity. The brothel is right around the corner, just get it over with.
That is so not the experience of most of us who just don’t give a fuck about what OS other people use. I love my Mac but I have no desire to talk about my OS like it’s a hobby any more than I talk about the kind of car I drive.
I had to block linuxmemes because it was so spammy. I’m about to do the same to Linuxsucks as well.
But for the record Linux users are the CrossFit/vegans of the tech world. We all know you love your OS and none of us care.
I feel that. I like Linux, but I also like using the right tool for the job, and sometimes that's actually Windows. The rates of Linux talk here reminds me of Reddit like 15 years ago. It's nice, but also I forgot how weird it is to be in such a Linuxy echochamber
my Mac
I have no desire to talk about my OS
Cause. Effect.
😀
So where do those of us who don't think Windows is the literal worst OS ever fit into your analogy?
Probably not in the metaphorical brothel.
I should have mentioned that I still love Linux though...
Never seen anyone complaining about Linux on here or on Reddit
You must not browse All much then. There's a community here called LinuxSucks which I ended up blocking because it just wasn't very funny but holy hell they were on a posting spree the other day.
More like kinky sex slaves .... they're all either cheap or work for free.
They'll complain and give you a hard time during the whole experience but they'll never leave you alone because it's their kink and it turns them on.
Oh yes daddy, do me harder!
This is what Arch Linux would say
.... most just lie there bored out of their mind
Wait, what did you just call me? 😄
Twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
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