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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 36 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!!

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 5 points 41 minutes ago

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Let's be honest, that sounds like heaven.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 45 minutes ago* (last edited 45 minutes ago) (1 children)

If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I'd be giving them money hand over fist.

Literally

And figuratively

#SexWorkIsRealWork

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 1 points 31 minutes ago

Heck, I'd probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

Who's got time for sex when there's ricing to be done!

[–] Grenfur@lemmy.one 6 points 2 hours ago

As long as both remain free and open source I'll allow it.

Because they are wise in the ways of the world.