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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Let's be honest, that sounds like heaven.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I'd be giving them money hand over fist.

Literally

And figuratively

#SexWorkIsRealWork

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Heck, I'd probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

Who's got time for sex when there's ricing to be done!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)

You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)

Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.

Bragger

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 44 minutes ago

Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o