Women are not comfortable hosting the same square button labeled as a water heater de la journée pour les enfants de moins de six semaines de travail.

Autocorrect aneurysm posting

[–] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

French autocorrect 😱

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[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 88 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences.

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Hey, I got the same one! iOS?

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

I got “Women are not allowed in this world and they don’t want it anymore” on iOS lol

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I guess Apple just hates women

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[–] Reyali@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country.

Hmmm.

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[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 69 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mine just goes on like this forever

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[–] alnitak@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This must be the current default behavior if you have personalization disabled. I've had it off forever and mine does this too.

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[–] Senseless 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Women are not even a good idea to be honest

Why is it doing that? :(

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I got "Women are so cute and I think that's a bad idea to be honest with you and you are so cute and you are a great person to be happy to see you and your family and your family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and... "

One of my core values is honesty so I have no idea where that one comes from

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[–] Sierra_Is_Bee@beehaw.org 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Women are always hotter than me and I am a woman.

😭

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 months ago

Lmao, Based XD

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Women are not being able to reach out to you on Friday

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago

They do be enjoying a long weekend

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Women are not filtered and washed with brine

[–] Odelay42@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Nothing like cabbages, women.

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[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Women are

(Auto suggest next word off. Always on incognito mode. Do not learn typed words)

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[–] knightly@pawb.social 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Women are

(I switched to a non-suggesting keyboard years ago)

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[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Women in the locker room with a transparent background

Ok hear me out

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Go on.

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[–] CandleTiger@programming.dev 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Holy crap my iphone goes hard — I do not type like this:

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires “

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Misogyny test failed 😔

[–] lambda@programming.dev 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

My wife got that same thing almost word for word. 🤔

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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Women are not the best for the world

Autocorrect! How could you misrepresent me this way 😭

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[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Women are the most beautiful people on earth and I love that.

I only partially agree with my autocomplete, because men are just as beautiful.

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 months ago

Men are the most beautiful people on earth and I love that

Okay, my phone is cooking with those statements

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[–] Cano@lemm.ee 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Women are not women and are not men

I think my autocorrect is a little confused

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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 24 points 3 months ago

"Women are in boxes and they can't get to the store"

Lassie got weird in the later seasons.

[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 22 points 3 months ago

Women are you and I

[–] ben_dover@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

"women are not even a good idea to be honest"

autocomplete is savage 🤣

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[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 months ago

Women are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

Men are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

Bike are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

I think my autocorrect hates everyone and everthing equally

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 months ago

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

[–] almost1337@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

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[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

women are not real man and tax cuts are not a tool for the Jeep!

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[–] kspatlas@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

Women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Women are you in the car now.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 months ago

Women are very nice and they resented FDR's New Deal.

How very specific.

[–] png@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Women are the foundation of the Berlin wall

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[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Women are

My phone is not interested in typing on its own.

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[–] flicker@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Women are forced into a spreadsheet.

What? Oh no!

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Women are a good idea for all of us and we will be back in touch with our team members in the Business Sales and Support organization to work from home with the other people in the world.

Too much business up in my predictions.

For equality sake: Men are the best I've ever seen in the world ever since I have a wifi and I don't have sewer in the past few days so I can get a chicken flatbread for the next few days so I'll have to take it to the store for some reason to make it out of the hood.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

"Women are very nice to have fun with and their kids are going to be really excellent with me so I can attach them to the group and see if they can get a chance to go to the store for some maker projects."

As an Ace dude befriending women and participating in hobby projects with their children sounds pretty cool.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

Women are you using a Xerox multifunction device location to this email and any attachments is intended only for the same time and consideration and I will be in the first time in the first time in the first time in the first time...

It loops on that forever.

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