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That teen is lucky to have survived. Getting shot in the face is incredibly lethal.

I like that it took 7 researchers to do this study. It shows commitment to the cause.

As an old fart, I like saying some of the brainrot to Gen Alphas that I know so that it makes them cringe hard. Sometimes in context, sometimes out of context depending on my mood.

Their security guards will eventually turn on them though, provided they aren't shock collared.

Wait is it this or witchcraft? I can never tell anymore.

This is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that's symbolic of bureaucracy.

Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.

Oi do you hoive a loicense for that homosexuality?

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties‽

A master baiter, if you will.

It's not just a kernel, it's a lifestyle.

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You are putting them in your mouth, so... kinda?