What is it that this person believes she has done that deserves such a horrible death? It’s hard for me to wrap my mind around why someone thinks like this

"Its just a comment, bro, I was just postin"

Didn't finish with a "in Minecraft" at the end. Rookie mistake.

What a twat.

How stupid of him. If only had just said "haha sike naw jk lol lol lol" after every sentence.

will shoot and kill everyone that gets in my way that is a fucking promise.”

Real small dick energy

Like who would have thought that writing shit like this UNDER YOUR OFFICIAL NAME would have consequences?

”For a comment.”

In this day and age, who hasn’t made incredibly specific ultraviolent threats against an elected official while constantly reassuring others that they are serious/making a promise to enact these threats? Did this upstanding citizen simply forget to cite his first amendment rights to the agents?

"I thought this was America where we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH to just comment on how we're going to torture, mutilate, and kill presidential candidates, not some communist fascist dictatorship. Except if you talk bad about Trump, you'll get killed for that." –Somebody somewhere

they've never understood it to BE wrong, much less why. all they know is the fear mongering rhetoric of "they're coming to take your guns, turn your kids gay, and forcibly terminate your pregnancies" along with the whole "you're not a real man if you're not violent" ideal, since the GOP stance can't win on policy

"Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append 'in Minecraft,' to his statement."

They are if you're in Congress

I feel like after one threat like this you shouldn't legally be allowed to own weapons.

If found with an illegal weapon after these statements should be recited in front of a judge/jury during trial so they know why the person shouldn't be allowed to have it. These kinds of threats are not things that normal, rational people make.

"Based on training and experience" is "because fucking obviously" but will hold up in court.

Lucky that the investigator had that tech training or the suspect could have slipped away

I imagine they cranked into high gear after someone took a shot at Trump. Assassination attempts tend to beget more.

When I was a teenager I made an email address, ishotreagan@emailprovider.com, inspired by the suicidal tendencies song. Years later in my late 20s or early 30s the secret service showed up at my door to ask about it. I had nearly forgotten I even made it by then. I don't remember if Reagan was dead yet but he was on his llast legs. I guess they're super thorough when it comes to anything other than that one roof near Trump's rally

No word on whether they investigated Mike Muir in the 80s when the song was written and Reagan was still alive/relevant

Ah, yes Shabriri, I know thee well.

Guided by the three fingers to be Lord of Frenzy.

Just a poor soul looking for some grapes to help see the faded light of the guiding grace.

Fucker sneezed during his booking photo and they didnt let him re-take it lol

As long as he: a) doesn't get a trump judge and b) trump doesn't get in office.