niktemadur

If this is actually true, the only possible explanation has to be that the average potential voter in the United States seems to find that an entire apparatus of government nerds running the government is BO-rinnnggg! Yawn.

It can only be because they demand their reality television drama everywhere, with its' gaudy characters and situations. They want to be mesmerized or they won't lift their lazy asses from the screen, with their car chases, and explosions.

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Chips.

"But you are going to vote, right?"
"No, I'm going to sit here waiting for the dumpster to catch fire, the flames to jump and engulf me."
"Plus everyone around you. Please vote and help avoid it."
"No, I only vote for the one person on top, don't care about the THOUSANDS of employees and appointees that actually do the grunt work of running the country. And don't bring up the Supreme Court, I don't want to think long-term about anything."
"That is absurdly self-defeating."
"bOtH cAnDiDaTeS aRe ThE SaMe LoL mUh NoN-VoTe iS mUh PuRiTeH!"

The librul deep state told him to not say!
Doing it awakens you, brings about awareness that libruls are transsexual mooslem communist lizards!

Should have been called a shlem

Looks like something Kate Winslet's character from Titanic would have done, among the framed black-and-white pictures at the end.

A Vulcan they called Mister Jibbles
once had a basket of tribbles
they bred all night long, multiplied by the dawn
and caused lots of ~~trouble~~ mayhem and giggles!

EDIT: take a wild guess
EDIT2: the Vulcan with logical giggles!

They are just as reactionary as "mAkE 'mURiCa GrAtE aGiN!" mouth-breathers. They were the very first to stop listening to Bernie when he told them what they didn't want to hear, what didn't jive with their medieval mindset of a messiah with a magical political wand to fix everything overnight, and of course republican and kremlin troll farms exploited this, keep on exploiting it.

Now a limerick!
A young Vulcan once lived in Nantucket
His logic so sharp he could... I don't know what to put next.

Put this in a Mr Lovens comic, watch YouTube do the sweating on the fourth panel.

Pizza... is a fascist construct.

EDIT: pizzaism?

I'd love to see this in haiku form, but it doesn't fit the rhythm

She checks your phone to see if you're cheating
but all she finds
are star trek memes