This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.
Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?
I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid
I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.
It depends on how you drink it.
I still can't believe they put that in Mortal Kombat.
Leon was the OG imho
My partner and I once went as Leon and Matilda for Halloween. I finished off a quart of milk and filled it with pre-mixed negroni cocktai to sneak it into a party as part of my costume. Boy howdy, I was so drunk I was speaking in tongues at the end of the night.
Fucking milk drinker walking around Skyrim.
I can’t help but wonder if people were laughing at something besides the milk. Were they wearing a Sailor Moon outfit, complete with wig?
Would you risk openly laughing at a dude drinking milk, dressed as Sailor Moon?
I'd be too busy masturbating
absolutely not. In the name of the moon (and milk), they'd punish me
No one was laughing, this is all fantasy in OOP's head
Folks really need to normalize casually drinking milk the same way people drink CO2-infused sugar water. Milk is delicious and a great base source of nutrients.
OP was drinking milk out of the carton. I'd side-eye someone walking around drinking a 2 liter just as hard.
need to normalize casually drinking milk
I don't think I or any rational adult of sound mind and health would look at someone drinking a carton of milk and have anything close to a thought at all, much less a thought of ridicule or judgement. I am not getting or connecting with the persecution complex in this post.
The reason you don't see people drinking milk as commonly as other drinks is that lactose intolerance is a huge thing, and even if you don't have a genetic predisposition to lactose problems, as you get older it gets harder and harder to digest. This is why milk is often associated with kids, it's good for growing bodies but not so much for someone who's already an adult.
Also, it's not that refreshing. The fat content makes it feel less hydrating than water or fat-free liquids of any kind.
Drinking milk straight from the carton, in public?
Have you no self respect, Anon?
We're jealous you can drink milk at all without shitting yourself violently.
his mistake was that it wasn't beer (alcohol) /s
Honestly, this reminds me of the "facebook crisis": it's forbidden to show a nipple publicly on facebook, but they accept pictures of guns. Really shows you their values and ideals.
Add some kahlua and vodka. You got a White Russian goin’.
What's a milk drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!
Too many lactose intolerant people.
One time I was working a late shift in winter and I just needed something warm. I heated up some water and just poured it into my coffee cup. My co-worker looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was a "weird cat" which in itself is kind of ironic. Then he proceeds to fill his coffee mug with diet dr pepper and walk out into a blizzard like it was nothing.
Anon was Canadian so the milk was a gallon in an awkward plastic bag.
They know you paid for a cow to be raped, anon. They know you're a nasty carnist
Lmao
Sounds fake but okay.
Fake? On 4chan‽ Say it ain't so!