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Anon drinks milk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 55 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I can’t help but wonder if people were laughing at something besides the milk. Were they wearing a Sailor Moon outfit, complete with wig?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Would you risk openly laughing at a dude drinking milk, dressed as Sailor Moon?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

I'd be too busy masturbating

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

absolutely not. In the name of the moon (and milk), they'd punish me

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 3 months ago

Good question. I think I’d just avoid eye contact and laugh with my friends about it later.

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No one was laughing, this is all fantasy in OOP's head