chemical_cutthroat

They trample vegetation with their ATVS

So, now their fucking with the ghost of Johnny Appleseed

And he's a charitable spirit, but not so Christlike

That he wouldn't take his tin pot hat to their windpipe.

--Grand Buffet "Cool as Hell"

To all of these enlightened centrists in the comments: Just make sure to get down off the fence before the barbed wire goes up.

That's certainly their rationale.

Double plus good.

I walk down the street and push anyone wearing a red shirt into traffic.

Fight Milk!

What time is dinner?

How to open doors

Best places to dispose of hairballs

Top 10 toys

Is the urn haunted?

I have the light hikers, so maybe that's the deal. I'll look into some mid weight ones.

I got 6 pages into the first draft before I realised I wasn't writing horror, just a really sad story about a wife in an abusive relationship, so I shelved it :)

They are serving up a shit milkshake, but, hey, at least they gave us a straw.

Seems like a sound gentleman.

Oh god. I'm gonna write a horror short story about the guardian spirit of 1960s housewives.