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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Instructions unclear, snorts powdered milk...

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Use condensed milk with your milk powder. More milk still.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're flirting with powers beyond your understanding.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll show those fools! Laugh at me will they? Not for long! Bwahahahah.

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One milk away from tres leches

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Powdered milk + regular milk + sweetened condensed milk

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

One of my favourite scenes

[–] lemmus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

you're just adjusting the water to milk solids ratio, diluting the already water-free milk powder. For maximum effect, snort the milk powder directly.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Get prenganant with second skelenton

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You joke, but a calcified fetus in the womb for years is possible. It was a bizarre read, i don't remember the condition's name.

[–] ahto@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago

Now with Vitamin R!

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

No good story ever began with a glass of milk.

Anthony Burgess: Hold my milk plus.

[–] Exatron@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] menemen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Almond tits are microscopic, takes forever just to fill a thimble, let alone a carton!

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

*skellington

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pour the freaking mulk, Josh!

[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The man wants a glass of molk!

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's just Megamilk™

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

There's this thing called "fortified breast milk" for infant babies, where you mix breast milk with fortifiers ( could be formulas, aka powdered milk) to increase the calories count or other nutrition.

(Disclaimer: DO NOT do this unless under strict instructions from your pediatrician)

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I’m still wondering where to get fresh Hungarian miak

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I like mixing my whey in my milk²

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Becoming the lifting good with all that power

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Double milked-in goodness