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I'll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.
Half way would be pilk.
no.
CHILK
The new better beverage, now in SPORT and DIET!
(The CH comes from the chicken flavor)
Tried that once. Put some milk in the Sodastream.
It was not successful.
Don't knock it until you try it, I love chocolate soda!
1/4-1/3 of your desired cup size of milk, lots of chocolate syrup, mix until chocolatey. Keep stirring as you add seltzer or it will foam like crazy. It still might foam up a bit until you get the hang of it.
Stupid diabetes and high cholesterol being a thing or id drink this all day...
Relevant video:
https://youtu.be/gHsDgdyN60o (51s long)
That's just unspoiled spoiled milk