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Anon drinks milk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I'll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

Half way would be pilk.

[–] yonder@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

no.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

CHILK

The new better beverage, now in SPORT and DIET!

(The CH comes from the chicken flavor)

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 months ago

Tried that once. Put some milk in the Sodastream.

It was not successful.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

Don't knock it until you try it, I love chocolate soda!

1/4-1/3 of your desired cup size of milk, lots of chocolate syrup, mix until chocolatey. Keep stirring as you add seltzer or it will foam like crazy. It still might foam up a bit until you get the hang of it.

Stupid diabetes and high cholesterol being a thing or id drink this all day...

[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Relevant video:

https://youtu.be/gHsDgdyN60o (51s long)

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

That's just unspoiled spoiled milk