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Anon drinks milk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 197 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 168 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 72 points 3 months ago

I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

Just in case it isn't sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Apple juice

Its like tree milk

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, but straight from the carton? In public?

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 1 points 3 months ago

They didn't say how big a carton. I'd say anything up to a quart is fair game without some eyeballs on you.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sure, if you are a baby cow

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

So it's only okay to be gay if I'm a baby cow?