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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 168 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance

That's some Zoolander quality naming right there.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 82 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Agreed. I’d also totally vote for The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.

[–] toastboy79@kbin.earth 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'll vote for it if they make it at least 3 times bigger. How are children expected to learn how to read and do other stuff good too if they can't even fit inside the building?

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[–] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 86 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Literally everyone of these is better than Robert E. Lee Elementary

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (11 children)

Isn't he the guy who liked to fuck his horse?

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yep, the one who said he sided with the confederacy because "he couldn't bring himself to fight against family" despite the fact a bunch of his family was fighting against the confederates

[–] Localhorst86 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Wasn't he the one famously quoted saying "never fight uphill, me boys"?

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought that was Obi-Wan Kenobi

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When you realize Obi-Wan Kenobi was a civil war general

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know that Hitler was not only a famous painter, surely? I know it's not a competition, but I've heard the guy has done some fairly bad things

[–] Vittelius@feddit.de 8 points 3 months ago

Also I would argue that he was famously not a famous painter

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why did no one nominate Robert Eleementary School to begin with? I'm certain that Robert E. Lee would be happy with that name.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Because Robert Lee was a Confederate general in the US civil war

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_E._Lee

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Robert E. Lee, and several of his commanding generals, specifically said that no one should ever commemorate their names or visages. That means no statues, or places named for them. They recognized that they were traitors.

Woodrow Wilson didn't give a fuck about dead men's wishes.

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago (10 children)

I'm not american so dont really know much about its significance.

Still would agree that it was a missed opportunity to not call it Eleementary way back when it was named.

[–] rhadamanth_nemes@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The Confederacy seceded to protect their right to own slaves, and soldiers on the side of the Confederacy killed and died to protect their right to own slaves.

Not the kind of people we should be honoring by building statues and naming schools for them.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

So, changing it to Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance would be about the same

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Robert E Lee was the Supreme commanding General of the Confederacy, which seceeded from the United States out of fear that Lincoln and his new, progressive Republican party (times have obviously changed) would outlaw slavery.

The resulting Civil War was by far the deadliest conflict the US has ever been in in terms of US casualties. But the bonus is that since the war over slavery had started anyway, we went ahead and outlawed most slavery while we were at it.

Anyway, a lot of states, especially in the South kept discriminatory laws on the books following the war. As the Civil Rights movements of the 50s and 60s approached, a lot of Southern cities and states started building monuments and dedicating government buildings and parks to Confederate "heroes" and leaders.

They romanticized the Confederacy as a major part of Southern heritage (even though it lasted less than 5 years), and rewrote the history taught in schools to teach that the war wasn't about slavery, but about the federal government trampling on states rights.

And it worked. Millions of people are brainwashed into thinking that the rebel flag is a racist symbol, but a symbol of individualism and freedom. They tricked generations of Southerners into thinking they aren't racist.

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[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Cause we wouldnt want this person to be happy?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He would have been happier to have nothing named for him and no statues erected. Apparently Woodrow "Author of Southern Revisionism" Wilson didn't give even half a fuck about the dead man's wishes. Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis, and a bunch of the other generals all specifically said that no monuments or commemorations should be erected to honor them, as they recognized they were traitors.

Wilson is the one that refounded the KKK, helped fund the filming of Birth of a Nation, showed said travesty of a movie at The White House, used his Yale credentials to write Southern Revisionism, used his power as president to erect said statues and change the names of places and monuments, and segregated The Federal Government. That's just looking at his domestic policies. Wilsonian Doctrine gave us the Forever Wars that have ensued since, and that could easily be argued to be the least damaging thing that asshole did.

Wilson is only second to Jackson for worst president ever, and that's only because Jackson paid off the national debt, and caused the worst depression in US history. Deepest by economic percentage, though not dollar amount, and longest by over a decade. They both committed their own flavors of genocide against the Native Americans.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

1000002578

Seriously though this guy was on the wrong side of history

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

When I was a kid, our little town was finally opening a second high school. They had us current high schoolers nominate and vote on the new high school's mascot.

We were the Broncos, our drill team was the Fillies.

The admins vetoed the mascot that won a landslide victory: Bulldogs.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 61 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So they overturned the students' vote and probably pissed off every high school student, undermined everyone's trust, so they could veto... Bulldogs? What was so bad about Bulldogs?

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yep, we all felt the same. Though, the motivation for the landslide victory was Broncos/Fillies, Bulldogs/Bitches

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

Instead of a typical bulldog, they should've tried a bull-dog

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bulldog_mascots

It's also been featured in movies and TV Shows. Basically, it's the most generic mascot you could possibly have.

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 months ago

I mean, the Bruce Lee one would at least make recycling the signs easier. Enough letters in common are a huge savings.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

I'd choose Schoolie McSchoolface, but one with german artist and friendship is rather hilarious.

[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago

I can hear your eyes rolling from here :))

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[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"Now, Mr Pierce, it says here in your resume that you graduated high school. Would you mind saying which school you graduated from?"

"S-school... whimper... Schoolie McSchoolface"

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 3 points 3 months ago

This is the world I want to live in

The world is absurd, and I'm tired of pretending it's not

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean, the first 3 are fine.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't #3 the school from the Discworld books?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's The Unseen University, not The Invisible Elementary

[–] lengau@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago

Schoolie McSchoolface is fine too.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Who is idea?

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 5 points 3 months ago

John Cena school would be great.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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