drolex

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 hours ago

Lord Sauron surely knows best what is good for us. People who criticise him have no idea of the burden it must be to take decisions in order to enslave everyone, make people despair, rape entire villages, etc. If you had to do it for only a day, you would probably feel like butter stretched on toast.

-- The mouth of Sauron

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Pour leur défense, c'est pas les Wertheimer qui ont collaboré avec les nazis, c'est Coco Chanel - et ils étaient pas exactement en bons termes.

Mais sinon, l'évasion fiscale ça a l'air super cool, je devrais essayer. Je vais déménager à Châtellerault pour voir.

PS : toute la série "successions" du Monde est super intéressante, et aussi déprimante, de voir à quel point on ne naît pas tous égaux (et comment en filigrane on voit comment on concentre les chances de réussite)

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Abonne-toi à ma chaîne YouTube et tu apprendras plein de trucs que tu ignores.

Dans ma dernière vidéo, j'explique comment le lobby de la soupe travaille main dans la main avec le complexe industriel de l'espadrille pour faire grandir plus vite les enfants et leur faire changer de pointure plus souvent. Bizarre que personne n'en parle 🤔

🥣🥿💰

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 12 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Pas un mot de François Asselineau sur la vaccination forcée par les reptiliens pour nous rendre dépendants au Big Mac ? Le mec est devenu complètement mainstream, c'est le valet de Macron et du CAC40

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your highness, I am a seer myself and I have to tell you that moon-seers are notorious frauds among our distinguished profession. I can predict events with 5% more accuracy and 15% more positivity than this fool (for only 10% more silver per moon, three first moons offered if you sign now) by reading the flow of blood from sacrificed moon-seers.

This omen is really only a large cloud and your reign will be prosperous for ever and your beard will never fall and did I mention everybody loves your large hat?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

~~Huh hoh, she's having an affair with the car. You should have seen the red flag~~

Sorry I thought this was reddit

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 days ago

I'm assuming he made this declaration from his office, otherwise it would be hypocritical, and that's impossible. Surely.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe - I know this might sound a bit extreme - ask your wife about it?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

All they know is Magdalenian, use leverage, twerk, be hominidosexual, eat grain & lie

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

Please include these major subgroups of the military:

  • (Group1) Harambe apologists
  • (Group2) Never nude
  • (Group3) Catholic chaplains
[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is the name of people who are aroused when they answer the telephone

Dring dring

Howdy?

You ruined it, Margaret.

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