Aw! It's Satan gray! No wait, its pure evil blue, its a trump!. Nah! If you look closely you'll notice all the buildings belonged to poor defenseless people. So it's probably a rich evil asshole!
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Israeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza and laugh about ‘gender reveal’ ‘It’s a boy!’ Israeli soldiers have filmed themselves blowing up a building in Gaza while laughing that the blue smoke resembles a ‘gender reveal’.
Ok, so that was horrifying that they treated it so lightly, but this headline seems slightly inaccurate.
It seems they were not blowing it up for a 'gender reveal', but instead were blowing it up otherwise and something in the building produced blue smoke, and they found the resemblence hilarious.
OK, that's somewhat callous, but I think almost any nation's soldiers would make that same joke.
Al Jazeera must have updated/corrected it. The title of the post was the original headline.
That's not a good look for Al Jazeera.
Al Jazeera is always extremely anti Israel. The Arabic version even more so than the English one.
That’s like saying science is anti-conservative
You'd expect them to be factually accurate though.
Fuck israël ans fuck IDF
The world isn't real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.
wait, but does that mean i’m in a coma, or im a figment of your imagination and im in your coma?
but i agree, it’s too absurdly horrible to be plausible
You're either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you're in a coma!
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I had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.
shakes you vigorously
“Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”
"I'm tired of being a figment of this dickhead's imagination!"
Fuck Israel.
I'm decently sure they don't have the self awareness to even say that. The IDF just believes they're the good guys
You would need to be entirely devoid of any semblance of humanity to even conceive of this idea, right?
How do you want to celebrate the joy of a new child? Oh, I don't know, how about we make a light of ethnic cleansing and genocide.
Fucking ghouls
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I don’t understand how someone becomes such a shit human capable of doing something like this.
Group think and social pressures. It is remarkably easy for humans to find themselves behaving like those around them. The progression doesn't even have to be fast. Imagine that when the israeli military fought wars in the mid 20th century, they started thinking of the enemy around them, and then imagine how long it has been since then with no corrective measures ever taken on those lines of thinking. NOW add in that israel has mandatory military service. The ones who choose to stay are going to be the ones that can agree and fit in with those now very evolved thoughts of hatred, and of course they will bring their own worse additions as they try to prove themselves to those the esteem, the already putrid military members ranked above them.
It was more of an exasperated/incredulous statement but appreciate the insights nonetheless
Ordinary people do fucked up shit when fucked up shit becomes ordinary.
because they are used to have any and all actions justified by the world and any criticism flagged as "anti-semitism"
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Yo did the jews forget this same shit happened to them? Like multiple times?
Hello?
don't mix up the Israeli people and the Israeli state
Not all Jews are Nazis but the whole state of Israel could be compared to fascist Germany. This is a neo liberal take the humanizes the oppressor. This is why I don't bat a eye when the Palestinians went full on Nat Turner
The Israeli people have either been supportive of the regime, or just too milktose to do anything about it.
We're long past benefit of the doubt.
What do you mean exactly?
Hurt people hurt people.
Superstitious uneducated indoctrinated swine repeat history.
what the fuck man
Their depravity has no limits
And people wonder why I’m such a cynical, miserable fucking Eeyore all the time. Fuck humans so fucking much. Wretched creatures we are.
fuck humans
no, fuck colonizers
it’s a very specific group of humans who are doing this awful stuff
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Fuck Israel, genocidal scum!
This is a game for them isn’t it. Pushing buttons on missile systems and drone controllers to try and take down the most buildings and get the most points…
The ICC should go into Israel and try Nethanyahu.
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