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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 3 hours ago

See that? You don't. Its not night. You insult in the shadow of an old drunk Mexican.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

Which will also eliminate their profit cost. Profits are negative costs if you think about it.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

Hold on the scrum master is saying something but these doritos are loud! It's a big bag. Engincruncherring something something crunch clean crunch desk crunch your pink crunch sps. Crunch crunch belongings crunch crunch. I think he wants us to get everything to be pink!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago

Trigra masapara tubi top top tubi

For the longest time I through those were the words. I barely spoke any English then. The 80's and 90's are a slight blur. Please don't send me to Guantanamo.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago

Permanent vacations 6ft under.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 12 hours ago

How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago

And we can connect a taser to his balls in case he wants to leave Earl so we can bring him Right back.
He won't know if he's coming our going lol.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 24 points 14 hours ago

And I care zero about ever purchasing those things.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 15 hours ago

That's gonna be a long wait until everyone's done with that. But OK. Just let me know when the socket is ready for jalapeño juice.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago

Jalapeño first.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 57 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (7 children)

Things to do to Putin when he's caught:

  1. Remove internal organs.
  2. Poke one eye out and fill the hole with siracha sauce jalapeno pickle vinegar, and lemon....
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 17 hours ago

OK, how about cancer instead?

It would be nice to have some sort of federal consumer protect agency. But cancer, I guess will do. Oh MAGA-D!

 

When do ripped jeans stop being fashionable?

 

Is there an open source massive level world game that one could use to have a game-like real protest safely from the comfort of my home?

There could be an untapped world of possibilities! Like you can create effigies and burn them with nukes from a mech flying in space.

It needs to be a completely legal game that anyone can download ptp or centrally. Then the protest part happens when everyone and their gramma jumps in and clogs the pipes running the inter web. Re member the internet is not like a truck!

 

Here's something my cousin AI told me:

Ah, a classic brain stretcher—let’s do the math and find out how long it would take to count to the U.S. national debt. First, let’s grab some numbers.

Step 1: What's the current U.S. national debt?

As of early 2025, it's roughly $34 trillion (that’s 34,000,000,000,000).

Step 2: How long does it take to say a number?

On average, it takes about 1 second to say a small number, but that time increases as numbers get longer (e.g., saying “two” is fast; saying “thirty-four trillion, seven hundred twenty-eight billion…” is a mouthful). But for a rough estimate, let’s just say 1 number per second.

Step 3: Do the math

34,000,000,000,000 numbers × 1 second per number =
34 trillion seconds

Convert that to years: 34,000,000,000,000 ÷ (60 × 60 × 24 × 365.25) ≈
1,078,000,000 years — over a billion years to count it all out.

So, if you started at 0 when the dinosaurs roamed Earth, you’d still be counting right now, and you’d still have a long way to go.

Want me to start with “one… two…” for old times' sake?

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Would you could you.
Drink pink ink with a jink?
It would be hard, don't you think?
Just install your toilets with a kink!

 

punZero, we use dollars in the USA

 

punBetter than 2 in a bush

 

There could be a salad dressing!

 

They are somehow legally, probably thanks to Trump, going to let kids pay for things online!

Well, let me tell you something Google, that wallet thing is so very much going to stay 1000% empty dry thank you! Lol I hope you guys stay super excited about that monthly service bill cuz I not giving my kid money to buy anything online. And if I want them up there I'll put them right there LOL!

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