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I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire.

EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.

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[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And people wonder why I’m such a cynical, miserable fucking Eeyore all the time. Fuck humans so fucking much. Wretched creatures we are.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

fuck humans

no, fuck colonizers

it’s a very specific group of humans who are doing this awful stuff

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No, fuck humans. Until we as a species collectively say capitalism can’t exist anymore and reject it, then fuck humans.