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Israeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ party (www.aljazeera.com)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) by JoMiran@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire.

EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.

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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

well how do i know you think?

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't, and neither do I.

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fuck

[–] 7toed@midwest.social 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Hey now it's not too bad, the sea pickles get by just fine while not thinking

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 22 hours ago

well they’re just simulations too

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 2 points 22 hours ago

I think I think, therefore I think I am.