kooks_only

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 hours ago

Op says the roll is pre-Covid, so the time piece checks out.

[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 75 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

Wearing my team Canada shirt today because the entire country won last night, whether everyone realizes it or not.

[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

I think they mean worst term so far.

His third term will definitely be worse.

[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Haha I don’t speak a lick of German but understood this comment.

[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Me when I was little: “mom, why are those guys holding hands?”

Mom: “well you know how you like girls? Some boys like boys. Some girls like girls.”

Me: “oh, cool. Mom, why are the street signs here blue but green in the other town?”

I bring up this exchange whenever people say stuff like “but what will the kids think? It will break their brains!”

Now, my mom teaching that to me DID cause some damage, because she forgot to add: “but you go to catholic school, so don’t repeat that or else you’ll get in trouble AND the other kids will bully you and the teachers won’t stop them”. Thankssss mom.

[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Sneezed on the toilet once with my head turned. Neck was frozen for like a week after that one lol.

[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

With what I’m hearing from police I’m just flabbergasted that this person had a license to drive and was given a car to use by his family. If this isn’t a wake up call that we need to completely reform driver licensing, I don’t know what is.

[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago (7 children)

So many times I’ve thought fuck it, why don’t I get in on the grifting? Damn conscience getting in the way of potential riches.

[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Shoot all trespassers.

[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago

So in Ontario, kids get removed from school for not having the MMR vaccine.

Unless their parents cite “religion” as the reason for not having it.

End religious exemptions in Canada!

[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The one thing that man is actually qualified to speak on is child psychology, but that doesn’t pay as well as right wing grifting.

[–] kooks_only@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (11 children)

I actually want an iPod again. I’m sick of people interrupting my music with calls. Time for dedicated music players, they were great.

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