Tujio

Sigh. Voting for Stein helps Trump. Trump is worse for Palestine than Harris.

We can grandstand and holier-than-thou all we fucking want, but it's simple Aristotilian logic.

They also don't like to get sued, and Orange Julius has a habit of suing anybody who offends him.

I can sing the Blazing Saddles theme song pretty decent. Final offer.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No. But I want a regular banana later. So yes.'

Nope. 1.5 million dead Americans including my dad, shutdown economy and blatant racism making a comeback? No thanks. Don't want.

I was thinking about Khashoggi, but fair point.

I mean, the Saudis did it a few years ago and we really didn't raise much of a stink.

I was about to text my buddies excited that Rosengarten got in the game, but before I typed it out he gave up a strip sack. Wah wah.

It used to be SOP to sit a young qb for at least a year. Then we had RGIII, Andrew Luck and Russell Wilson in quick succession, and that messed up everybody's expectations.

Hmm. Kinda missed a golden opportunity to call the paper the Sun Sun.

"Hit it, quit it, then forgit it!"

-Bigfoot

Yup. He got mad and quit after they mocked scientology, so they poorly spliced together a bunch of his old lines to make an episode where he joins a pedo cult and dies a very undignified death.