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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Tried converting a story from TIFU to greentext because I'm bored at work.

I saved a Gimp Template while working on it: https://files.catbox.moe/ipnjzk.xcf

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[–] hakase@lemm.ee 69 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Me plugging my monitor into my mobo instead of my graphics card for three years. I thought I had just gotten reeeeally unlucky in the silicon lottery.

[–] Alchalide@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or getting a high refresh rate monitor and not changing the refresh rate in your os.

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[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Last time I did that I just didn't get any output to the monitor, isn't that how it's supposed to work?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If your cpu doesn't have integrated graphics yeah.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hmmm, maybe that's what happened, but I'm pretty sure I was getting output without the GPU plugged in, but that was a long time ago

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In my computer once I installed my graphics card the integrated gpu was disabled, but there was a BIOS setting to keep both enabled

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Massively depends on the system.

if you get a F series CPU with no igpu then you will likely get no output.

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[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 54 points 5 days ago

I'm pretty sure the fan was not the only thing set to "dim".

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago

Okay, I'm sorry, but this is totally true and heterosexual. I have seen two people do this in real life.

[–] Juliee@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

His life was set to ‚dim’ for six years
Cause in the dark no one could see his tears

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Once you get used to proper bias lighting, suddenly overhead lamps become insufferable. I don't know how people do it.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago

you can make things feel much comfier with a well positioned cheap lamp

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[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 25 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I was gonna say “CFLs just plug into a normal socket, those don’t generally just ‘go bad’”

[–] moody@lemmings.world 15 points 5 days ago (10 children)

The text is about a halogen bulb, though, not a CFL. Those generally use flanged prongs.

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[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

You know, you only need to be around 5% smarter than the tool you are using to be successful with it. Humanity is right fuckered isn't it?

[–] No_Money_Just_Change 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

My grandmother gifted me their old TV back in the 2000s because it was only showing black and white.

They had a mechanic look at it, who said it was broken

There was a button to change the saturation and get the TV back to show colours

Edit: There and their

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 days ago

I know someone who bought a new laptop and complained that the display broke after only a couple weeks

It only showed a super dim display and the viewing angle sucked

I pressed the fancy new "privacy screen" button and it "worked flawlessly" again

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ha. I had a coworker gift me a high end amp because the volume was all crackly. Opened it up sprayed electronic cleaner on the volume rheostat thingy and gave it a few back and forth turns. Perfect sound. I offered it back but he'd already purchased a new one. :/

[–] toddestan@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

I had something similar, except it was a blown fuse.

Granted, the fuse was soldered in place and you had to take it apart to get to it. But once it was replaced it worked perfectly. No idea why the fuse blew either, unless it was just defective.

[–] match@pawb.social 18 points 5 days ago

this is a vegan greentext no animals were harmed in the creation

[–] Photuris@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 days ago

Anon has never heard of lamps, either.

[–] lb_o@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Oh, 4chan is back Your post is how I got to know it.

There are consequences to being stupid.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago

idk if this is gay or fake, but it's funny as shit

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 7 points 4 days ago

When you don't read the "friendly" manual.

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

This feels...wrong.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pro tip: Modern American fans are required to have a voltage limiter chip to dial down the lights. They fail. Lots. If your fan lights don't work, buzz, hum, whatever, take it down and cut the little fucker out, wire back together with wire nuts.

I've replaced two crappy fans with really nice units I found in the trash. 100 how-to's on YT.

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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Human Moment™. One of my former professors in Uni, the one I respected the most because she was one of the wisest and most perceptive people I'd met at that point, confided in us that it took her however many years since their introduction to realise that the small light on some wall-mounted light switches was meant as a guidance light if it's pitch black.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I always thought those were just there to incentivize turning it off at the breaker /s

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[–] bappity@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

anon gets owned by a fan

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