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[–] Enkrod 59 points 4 months ago

The Kitchen Crappinet

[–] derbolle@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago

the kitchen stink

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Go ahead, shit where you eat.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

What if the kitchen table is in the bathroom.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Shitchen

[–] PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Shitchenette*

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Everyone talking about the toilet, but what about the oven windowsill?

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 4 months ago

Solar assisted baking?

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 4 months ago

Keeps the heat out of the room I guess?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Hey... where's all my shit?"

"Have you checked the Crapboard?"

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 19 points 4 months ago

Water cupboard

[–] Artard@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Not even kitchens can escape enshitification now.

[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

A biohazard 🤢

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Economy seat

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 months ago

Unsanitary.

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Everything but the kitchen stink.

[–] nothingcorporate@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Everything butt the kitchen sink

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The 3 square meter flat special.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

Made possible with galvanized porcelain and eco friendly laminate countertop

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What, you guys don't have a shitchen?

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago

Kitchen shink

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Dishitter.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Emergency exit

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

"Don't shit where you ~~eat~~ prepare food."

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Emergency exit.

[–] 1371113@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

The Forbidden Throne

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Pocket Toilet

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

The Kitchen Kommode

[–] Jikiya@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Wouldn't want to live there, but seems like an improvement if you had to live there.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 4 months ago

The Escherichiator

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

Emergency poo time

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Skibidi Toilet, obvs. Because you see the counter opens upward and your like "Dafuq?" and then BOOM, it's a fucking toilet.

[–] fritolay@lemmy.one 1 points 4 months ago

Obvs

[–] Gilles_D 4 points 4 months ago

The shortcut

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The logical response to Thai Taco Tuesday.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

A necessary repair

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The Closed-et

[–] nothingcorporate@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Capitalism