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[–] wolf_2202@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just make the jokes while out of earshot.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Shouldn't be too hard. Just stick to his right side.

[–] Vaggumon@lemm.ee 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess you miss every shot you don't take.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago

Can’t go over too far or it’s just a fluid sack where the frontal lobe used to be.

[–] Someguy89@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here's mine: the world would be a better place with another half an inch.

Come find me assholes lmfao

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I think the women voters would prefer an extra 4 inches.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I tried to make a Trump assassination joke, but I missed my mark.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Keep an ear to the ground and let us know if you hear any good ones.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You were only an ear off. You'll get them next time

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hey, it's worth a shot.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

JF, guys. They're just jokes or did that fact just fly past their heads?

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Right through their ear and out the other side...didn't catch a thing. 😂

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

MAGAts can fuck off and die.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Added to the list!

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm Canadian, so...

Take your best shot. Mind, your shooter shows it'll probably miss

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Kiwi.

Started using "couldn't hit the side of a Trump and 140 yards" as often as I can.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Eh, the secret service didn't miss. They returned fire almost immediately too.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ha ha! Doesn't matter. Your guy has to wear a funny bandage now!

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

ThEy'Re TrYiNg To SiLeNcE mE

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think we can agree that some republicans should lean just a hair more to the left.

[–] DmMacniel 10 points 1 month ago

they are not even a parody anymore.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Not sure they can find their way out of a paper bag. Their tactics are to pick a guy then find dirt, not the other way around.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

I'll let y'all know when he gets here.

[–] ngwoo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I'll be fine. I made the jokes slightly to his right so he didn't hear me.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Just tried to poke some freedom holes

[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I've been holding back a "Trump deals with Crowdstrike fallout" joke for days, but don't know how to word it.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ass*ss*nat*on

What a really strange and ineffective way to censor that word.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm eager to help, MAGAs - I'll keep an ear out.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

come get me bitches, I hope a very aggressive cancer strain eats your genitals.