Can't rot from the inside out if you're full of preservatives.
Taps forehead
TriPolarBearz
joined 1 year ago
This is depends if there are still top secret documents there.
Fan: Touch tha Messi
Bodyguard: Nope. No touchy tha Messi
it warns us of things to come
Ezekiel 23:20
She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose semen was like that of horses.
I think I know
Omae wa mou shindeiru
At this point, Fido is going deaf from all the nonstop whistling.
Driving on the highway
Hood pops open. Can't see anything. Try to brake but crash.
⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.
Tesla: OTA update successful
Gordon: welcome to my fancy private dinner experience. What can I make for you?
Guest: I would like your finest grilled cheese sandwich please.
Gordon: oh fuck, oh shit!
Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn't clarify himself.
Yes, that's probably what it was. I'm using memmy on ios.
Hey, don't kink shame.
Couches literally have more cushion for the pushin'