TriPolarBearz

They met in a coffee shop and she bought him a drink spiked with an afrodisiac (yes correct spelling). Then while he couldn't think straight, she tricked him and brought him home where she literally f'd his brains out. During this time she was whispering deep state woke ideology in his ear. After cumming back to earth, he was fully corrupted and became a deep state sleeper agent.

Then he got the covid vaxx and the 5g nano microchips got implanted in his brain and made him a deep state sleeper agent.

Johnny Dim

Plot twist, user was running a contest for Capital One credit card and the correct response should have been "what's in your wallet?". OP would have won the grand prize and gotten to retire early. But instead lost the game.

Well, most of those points are still valid. It would be insane to put him in a heavyweight title bout today. He wouldn't stand a chance.

I would also like his kids and managers investigated if they somehow "talked him into it".

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

TIL

Then it would be a multilingual computer

I mean, English is a computer's second language. Its first language is zeros and ones.

That event led me to the whole other world of non Goya products.