this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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[–] Alk@lemmy.world 118 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Thank you for this post. I was reading by and wouldn't have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

[–] Omega_Man@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn't have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well that’s it. No need for any more comments. We aren’t getting any better than this right here.

[–] Pieresqi@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn't have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

[–] dabster291@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Thank you for this post. I was reading by and wouldn't have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Thank you for this read. I was commenting by and wouldn’t have posted those comments until I saw you understood.

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Funny enough this reads more like spam from a person where English is their second language than as AI spam

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I mean, English is a computer's second language. Its first language is zeros and ones.

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if it's an immigrant computer

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then it would be a multilingual computer

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It might not even speak english

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn't have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

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[–] Pyro@programming.dev 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What's funnier is that you didn't even include the allegedly gold comment in the screenshot.

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn't wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

Thank you. I was scrolling by and would have missed this gold had it not been for your comment.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

...there probably was none.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have heard that my grandmother's secret to perfectly sticking cheese on her pizzas was by adding 2.5 oz of Elmer's Non-toxic Glue to the sauce. Its mightily tasty on the tastebuds.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

dude tell your uncle to stop fucking toasters

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

What happens at the Y stays at the Y

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude tell your toasters to stop performing copulation upon my uncles.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

Why are you so suspicious and judgemental? Would a fully sentiant lizard creature from the deep crypts of the earth ever carry around some sweet baby rays brand barbecue sauce used primarily in lubricating the products of totally normal heating of mammal flesh to temperatures that render it low in bacterial burden and amenable to a mix of flat and pentarating teeth attached to relatively weak jaw musculature? I think not. Seems like a perfectly humanoid thing to do and you should probably stop trying to draw attention to it.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] dditty@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

"I'm the meat chef...smoking these meats...Sweet Baby Ray's"

I quote this video at least once a week 🤣

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Aaaaahhh. Thx

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you for this comment. I would have missed this gold if it wasn’t for your comment.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and tell me a great recipe for smoked meat with Sweet Babyy Ray's.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ima be honest with you, not a huge fan of Sweet Baby Ray’s.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 1 month ago

The Zuck loves sweeeet baby rays

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

It's for smoked meats.