this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 166 points 1 month ago (16 children)

A genuinely heartwarming greentext. Probably fake and gay, but heartwarming nonetheless.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 88 points 1 month ago (8 children)

As a gay, it's definitely gay. There's secret text that only gays can read. I can't tell you what it says or the ghost of Anderson Cooper will have me excommunicated from the gay Mafia, but it's there.

... I fear I've said too much already.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ghost of Anderson Cooper

Are you people able to become ghosts even while you're alive? How do I learn this power??

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think I know

Randy Marsh from South Park covered in ectoplasm from the episode "Over Logging"

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