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[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 111 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Do you have any Texan in you? Would you like some?

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago

Now that's my kind of 3 way

[–] 10_0@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago
[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Sauce? More like Salsa, y la salsa es Texas, amigo.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 88 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

You are Chinese finger cuffs, they are the fingers.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're pulling an Eiffel Tower on you.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're high-fiving each other while spit-roasting you.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 11 points 1 month ago
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Which part and period of Sparta? Which social stratum? It makes a huge difference whether you're a Spartiate, a free non-citizen or one of the 85% of society that were public slaves, subject to all sorts of violence and abuse and probably fighting for your survival so hard that there isn't a whole lot of room for sexual self-determination or expression.

Also, that shield seems to small for hoplite.

[–] monotype@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

Nah, its been a while since I've had any Filipinos in me

[–] tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago

they're both cuties

[–] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

i got it from insta, see description

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

Both have penises.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Trust me, more than two are inside me 🤤😉

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

I wonder if bisexual is the new cross fit.

I'm not complaining. I'm asking because you know 👀👀👀

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

My kids have only one Filipino. The other is Mexican. Ha! We made Mexipinos!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The thrilla in Manila!

[–] 10_0@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago