zbyte64

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[–] zbyte64@awful.systems -1 points 9 hours ago

Also, I heard he was getting pegged by Luigi on that fateful day. Talk about the perfect alibi if it wasn't for the fact he's to embarrassed to admit he landed one of the hottest catches.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 14 points 9 hours ago (9 children)

He's literally patting himself for doing the best job he could instead of bowing out sooner.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

It's unFORTUNatE because they aren't currently making a fortune from it.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 17 points 14 hours ago

Someone wake Biden up, he might be upset at this.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 8 points 16 hours ago

Hell, I remember during Trump's term they basically waxed a protestor as he was going to work. My guess is McDonald's didn't want the bad press of a shooting on their property.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 55 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Don't let an unfortunate genocide go to waste

  • The Business leaders who are very sad
[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 6 points 23 hours ago

I'm sure the Dems can embarrass people without shame to do something good for a change./s

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 1 points 1 day ago

And a functioning state government. California actually has some decent unemployment insurance, which was nice when I was laid off earlier this year. Got a job now that's even better, so there's that as well.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 4 points 1 day ago

Great read, seems relevant given Mexico's own drive to bring back domestic tortillas.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago

Musk would like you to know he could totally do physics but he chose to exploit people for profit instead.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 8 points 2 days ago

Could we start a trend of drunk calling this number? I want the next release to sound like a drunk break up call.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Called and it said strawberry has two r's.

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