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Any nurse who's had their ass beat by a dementia patient at 2am could tell you this.
I love nurse Johnn btw, "mr. smith" is (usually) his character w dementia.
Also try the math comms this is more of a math question and also I really really wanna know the answer.
Maybe you shouldn't have neglected me, slut shamed me, and let my cousins make me strip for all of them at once at 4 years old? (Not you you, OP)
Having talked to coworkers who worked nursing homes, some places were lucky to have those.
I've been told I'm annoying and need to shut up as long as I can remember. Probably since I started talking.
Was about to ask for a different state lol
50 melons for grade school math problem
Actually I think I'm gonna start with:
"(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole."
As an aside, do not use Vaseline with condoms. In addition to it not being body safe for internal use, some condoms are still latex and vaseline will dissolve them. Most condoms these days are nitrile, but again see above re: internal insertion safety.
About as well as I suspected. Slow but going.
For poop:
For piss: