this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 103 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Looks more like that was the original color and there was a rug over it. The rest has faded in the 50 years since it was laid down.

[–] Glowstick@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Yup, I'm quite certain the saturated color area is how the rug originally looked

[–] Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It looks like the Koolaid Man visited...and that's why that wall is all patched up with mosaic tile print

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That room has a very specific odor that I can't quite describe, but I trust you know it as well.

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Old carpet, dust, decades of sunlight, and a hint of wood.

[–] Bdtrngl@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Don't forget cigarettes.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s a nasty wine/juice spill.

Blood would look darker. Almost brownish I think.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Almost brownish I think.

Good save, we definitely aren't onto you.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am but a vessel for … uh… my own thoughts

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Just remember what Harry taught you and stick to the rules.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 13 points 2 months ago

I have an alibi.

[–] kralk@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I actually love this. Just replace the carpet

[–] delicious_justice@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The wood ceiling is fantastic!

[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

That is where a round shag-pile carpet (probably white) lay.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s missing a magazine rack and a weird sun clock on the wall.

[–] SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No macrame? Or string-art?

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Oh man, the string art. I’d forgotten.

I’ve just had a flashback to Canadian Blue Mountain Pottery too, but that might have just been my grandparents.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Definitely wouldn't mind being in a house like that, so long as the floor is that reddish stain(?) looking color.

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 5 points 2 months ago

It is just some tomato sauce officer, we buried the meatball in concrete…

[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I actually really dig whatever is going on with that green wall.

[–] canitendtherabbits@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Marsha! Marsha! Marsh—…

[–] baggins@beehaw.org 4 points 2 months ago

It was like that when I got here vicar sergeant.