Aggravationstation

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 27 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

1: I'm so lonely and want to play with you.

2: By you I mean your intestines as revenge for this injustice.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 11 hours ago

That's a first name

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Not at the same time.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Interesting. Where I am (small town in North West England) about half of the chip shops are combined chip shops/ Chinese take-aways and the others along with the general type take-aways (kebabs, pizzas and burgers) are run by Eastern Europeans.

The small number of Indian restaurants locally seem to be run by Indians.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 14 hours ago

Oh, god damn. Took me far too long to get it, then I laughed my arse off.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 11 points 14 hours ago

Pish-posh.

It will be like taking points from a baby...

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 19 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

The likelihood of a pizza takeaway in the UK being run by or even visited by an Italian is very low.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Resistance is part of the fun...

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 27 points 1 day ago (9 children)

This is very true. Men's pants are tagged with their waist size and will also normally have their leg length on the tag. I've got a fairly big belly so I have a large waist size compared to my height so this is useful.

Having to do the mental mathematics to consider which size I am or having to try on the clothes to get an understanding would be a major pain.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Got my finger on the trigger... and I'm gonna pull it

 

I just re-watched TNG "In Theory" (S04E25) and Data says that the door to his quarters is set to only allow humanoids to enter or leave when Geordie finds Spot in the hall.

Whilst I get that it would be dangerous for Spot to wander the ship freely I think it's kind of mean to keep him locked in a small room like that forever. There doesn't seem to be any cat toys in the room but maybe the computer is capable of some sort of environmental enrichment we can't immediately see.

 

Lab grown meat already exists. The same processes could easily make human meat without harming the human.

I'm fairly certain this will at some point lead to a social media fad of people trying, well, people. It seems like every possible stupid action has already been turned into one at this point https://eu.app.com/story/news/world/2024/03/07/what-is-tiktok-chroming-trend/72879475007/

Onlyfans creators already sell stuff like toenail clippings and bathwater https://kotaku.com/belle-delphine-onlyfans-paypal-pornhub-bath-water-1851491916

Wouldn't be difficult to imagine people buying meat made of their favourite creator. What they do with it is between them and their god.

"Do you really want to eat Bella Thorne's ass? Well, for just $19.99 you can fry up a small part of it!"

 

Tobacco companies had to own up to the fact that smoking is harmful in the 1960s when undeniable evidence came out. People struggled to quit because it is somewhat addictive, but mainly because they enjoyed it.

Those companies then encouraged the rhetoric about it being more addictive than heroin. It isn't. In my experience it's less addictive than caffeine.

Here's my history with nicotine:

  • Smoked cigarettes from 15 - 26.
  • Quit totally for 14 months
  • My friend who smoked moved back to town and I smoked when I was with them.
  • Switched to vaping 8 years ago.
  • Quit vaping in January this year (2024).

I bought 30 cigars at the start of last month (April 2024) and have smoked 9 of them so far. I normally just have 1 a week if I'm having a beer at home but I went out drinking 2 nights in a row at the start of this month and smoked 6 over that weekend.

Am I addicted? Maybe, but I haven't had any nicotine this week and don't plan on having any next week either.

 
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