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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Resistance is part of the fun...

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The safe-word is "Broccoli"

[–] kender242@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Lieutenant Reginald Endicott "Broccoli" Barclay III

[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

“Everyone just please wear safety helmets in the Klingon sex room. We don’t want a repeat of last time.”

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Where would one find a place where such acts of despicable iniquity would be performed? So one can avoid it, of course.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Quark has holosuites for rent by the hour.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Definitely not at my place on Sat 11pm...

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Cool. I'll bring the snacks.

[–] htrayl@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You will be ASSimulated?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

more like ass-stimulated, hey-o

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

"Resistance is futile."

"...I mean......will I get disciplined?"

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Tenforward ~~and Risa are~~ is leaking again.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Risa

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fixed

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Love you <3

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!