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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] ModestMeme@lemm.ee 139 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I’d say she can go fuck herself, but it seems she already has…

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

Millions of them did, and fucked the rest of us as well. Two birds, one vote.

[–] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The article was published in 2017.

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[–] superkret 117 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Watson is getting irritated by what she hears from the new president. “I’ll give it a little more time,” she said. “But I’m not really sure about Trump anymore.”

Girl, it's been 5 days since you gave him your vote. And when the time you'll "give" him is up, what then?

She said she’s ready to go to Washington to tell lawmakers not to roll back Obamacare.

You have absolutely no fucking clue what type of government you just helped elect.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That article is about the 2016 election, not this one.

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[–] Sprokes@jlai.lu 97 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That article shows how stupid people can be. She says she voted for Trump hoping he wouldn't do what he said he was going to do! She struggled for many years and Obamacare was a big help for her and she voted against it!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

she was hoping he would "hurt the people he needs to be hurting"

I'm done with calling these people stupid. they're just bad, hateful people who would rather see the world burn to the ground than see a fellow human enjoy any small benefit whatsoever.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I gave them the benefit of the doubt eight years ago – I learned my lesson – this time round they can go suck a chainsaw

[–] whithom@discuss.online 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I bet she voted for him three times.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this is a woman that has never voted for a democrat in her life.

[–] whithom@discuss.online 17 points 2 weeks ago

Im not upset she is seeing the results all over her body.

[–] darthsid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

People are so fucking strange

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 93 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 75 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

To all Trump supporters:

You stupid bitch.

[–] intelisense@lemm.ee 69 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 2 weeks ago

You think she learned her lesson and didn't help him get elected a second time? I admire your optimism, in the face of recent evidence to the contrary...

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My bad. Hopefully we'll see a follow up where she has surely come to her senses.

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 64 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I remember being actively scolded by Republican former friends as heartless and cruel for openly laughing at the Herman Cain Award winners.

This is just as funny.

Her mother states that 'she is smart, but didn't have the luck of the Irish.'

... The Irish are a notoriously un lucky people.

She tells people to imagine walking a mile in her shoes.

... From the sound of it, if she tried to walk a mile in her own shoes, her heart would fail and she would die.

She apparently counts as a 'business owner' because she hired 3 other people to work for her as a debt collector, when she herself is in massive debt... and she directed her 'firm' to work for a doctor so that she could recieve under the table (likely illegal) medical treatment from the doctor.

This story is so absolutely absurd I had to check whether or not it was posted in nottheonion.

The amount of ignorance and gullibility, lack of self awareness this woman, lack of any kind of social conscience or morality that this woman, who just seems to credulously support a widely known criminal fraudster and is now worried said criminal fraudster may defraud the nation's and thus her own healthcare.... this level of suicidal stupidity is so astounding that I would absolutely laugh in her face if she told me this story in person.

Its like a vindictave 8 year old in an obese elder woman's body.

She has no moral code, will do anything that benefits herself nonmatter how much harm it causes others, knows very little, and has the gall to throw a pity party when some of her actions lead to extremely obvious negative outcomes... for herself.

A just world would demand she suffers.

If she was a character in a children's fable, she would obviously be contemptible.

Given her childlike comprehension of the world, this is an apt frame of reference.

She expresses no self awareness nor sense of responsibility, thus she is literally comically inept and evil, by her own childish standards.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This woman is not an outlier. The grand majority of Trump voters fall in the same category, and oh boy, are they in for a rude awakening...

But as Trump himself said "you won't have to vote anymore" after these elections. Let's hope to God he was wrong - but I doubt it.

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[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

She should run for president. Seems to work

IDC as long as she manages to die somewhere convenient and out of my way. She made her choices and as a mentally sound adult she has earned the outcome.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

And I hope she'll lose that. She'll go bankrupt, suffer, and die.

Sucks, but that is what you chose for you. More importantly, that is the fate you chose for others too, so fuck you and die. I don't care. You suffer and die. It's what you deserve.

For years I've been the one to be anti punch a Nazi, keep talking, keep reasoning, win their hearts and minds.

I'm done. Most people are too retarded to think for themselves and (more importantly) for others. I'm actually in favor of restricting voting to people who have had enough education, and said education REQUIRES learning about how populism works, how fascism works, and how government decisions should be based on science. While at it, bad religion. Anyone needing to believe in faeries should not also have the right to vote based off what the faeries want, fuck that.

Pardon my french here, pardon my coldness here, but I'm done with it.

Last trump over a million American people died due to trump not doing shit about covid because it would make him look bad. Forget the insurrection, he caused at least hundreds of thousands to die needlessly. He's a fucking mass murderer by proxy in the lefela of (hate to pull that name in) Hitler. AND PEOPLE VOTED FOR THAT.

If you're too dumb to understand that you shouldn't vote for a convicted criminal who was convicted multiple times for fraud and self enrichment, then you should not have any right to vote

I don't care who you vote for, it's fair enough to want certain things that other don't, but you don't vote for criminals, you don't vote for populists, you don't vote for people who openly want to be a dictator.

That said, laws must be out in place for that too. You're convicted of fraud? Bye-bye, and never come back. You flirted with dictators? Bye-bye.

Get rid of first past the post and winner takes all and electoral college too, sure, and get ALL money out of politic,, but FFS, get rid of voters who as a baby were already too dumb to find the tit to nourish themselves. You do not deserve to have a vote in how a country, any country, is run.

This "but muh rights!" Is bullshit. You want the right to vote? Fucking earn it. Study. Study history, study politics in different countries and your oen, study how shit went off the rails.

Ooohh, ban partisan media, all of it, completely. Fuck fox news, burn that building of lies to the ground. Fuck the conspiracy podcasts, burn them, outlaw them. Nothing NOTHING good has ever come from them. Media must be paid by a completely independent group that gets its finance from the government. They pay media companies to employ journalists who do actual investigation and by law have to be independent, and truthful.

But voting should no long be a right. It should be a duty. Once you can vote, you MUST vote, or get penalized. You can only vote of you study if you actually KNOW what you're voting for. Free voting had been an abysmal failure.

And this poor woman? I literally hope you will suffer and die. It will be exactly what you deserve, it's what you condemned the entire world to, so you "enjoy" what's coming for you

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This speaks to my lizard brain while making the rest of my brain sad.

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[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

People get scammed. It's sad. They make bad decisions, self-destructive choices, and they're too stubborn to learn. She probably will die, but we don't need to wish for it.

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 weeks ago

"credits Obamacare with saving her life"

and now "pays nothing" for that insurance plan....

and yet.... "isn’t ready to renounce Trump."

nom. nom. nom. leopard's gonna get an extra helping here.

she wants "change"

lady.. you gonna get exactly that. in spades.

you literally saw his kind of 'changes' last time.. for four years you watched him fuck shit up. and during those same years and for years before and after, literally hate and try to hurt every not white straight male demographic that exists, constantly. hell, he even hit several subsets of the white straight males, too.

welcome to the hell you helped rebuild.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I do not wish harm on this lady, but it seems that the registered voters in the USA need to experience the harm they're doing before they will wise up.

I'm sorry that so many Americans need to learn this lesson the hard way, and I'm especially sorry for those who are in this situation despite voting against it.

I'm not an American citizen, but I worry about you all.

[–] chaonaut@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... You do remember these are the same people that went unvaccinated and unmasked during COVID and took dewormer for a viral infection, right?

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[–] Rogers@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

I used to think the same thing and there are people that change their minds. But for a lot of people in the trump cult if something doesn't work out well they will find a way to blame it on the libs. They are quite practiced in circular logic thanks to their religion.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago

This community's gonna be really busy for at least the next four years.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Fish@midwest.social 26 points 2 weeks ago

What an absolute fucking moron

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not going to say good like everyone else, because there were plenty of people who voted for Harris who are also now in this situation and this will kill them through no fault of their own.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I predict this will be the most active community on Lemmy over the next 4 years.

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Leopards sat on my face

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If seems she directly voted to repeal the ACA.

I'm not sure how she didn't figure that out.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Propaganda. Lots and lots of it

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

"I didn't think it would hurt me!"

[–] KingPyrox@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

Welcome to the consequences of your actions 🤷

[–] olosta@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

"In 2003, Watson opened a debt-collection service for small companies." Lovely...

[–] Vikky@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, someone’s in for a rough awakening

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[–] Tarogar 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Kathy is a smart person, but she sure didn’t have the luck of the Irish,” said Anne Lebrecht, Watson’s 74-year-old mother.

No... I don't think so, she is neither smart nor lucky. Quite the opposite. She is an idiot and got dealt a bad hand. But she voted for that. So I guess she gets what she deserves. Apparently In her mind nothing of value was lost so far.

Oh well...what they gonna do, idiots do idiot things. And will pay the price for being THOSE idiots.

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

The problem is that the rest of us suffer along with them.

[–] whithom@discuss.online 9 points 2 weeks ago

Someone find her obituary

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In other news, Florida woman still isn't ready to renounce Trump but was found dead of stupidity, which even Obamacare didn't cover. Thanks Obama.

[–] Bobmighty@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Your fault dipshit.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

stuck the landing. take the L

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