Leopards Ate My Face

I remember being actively scolded by Republican former friends as heartless and cruel for openly laughing at the Herman Cain Award winners.

This is just as funny.

Her mother states that 'she is smart, but didn't have the luck of the Irish.'

... The Irish are a notoriously un lucky people.

She tells people to imagine walking a mile in her shoes.

... From the sound of it, if she tried to walk a mile in her own shoes, her heart would fail and she would die.

She apparently counts as a 'business owner' because she hired 3 other people to work for her as a debt collector, when she herself is in massive debt... and she directed her 'firm' to work for a doctor so that she could recieve under the table (likely illegal) medical treatment from the doctor.

This story is so absolutely absurd I had to check whether or not it was posted in nottheonion.

The amount of ignorance and gullibility, lack of self awareness this woman, lack of any kind of social conscience or morality that this woman, who just seems to credulously support a widely known criminal fraudster and is now worried said criminal fraudster may defraud the nation's and thus her own healthcare.... this level of suicidal stupidity is so astounding that I would absolutely laugh in her face if she told me this story in person.

Its like a vindictave 8 year old in an obese elder woman's body.

She has no moral code, will do anything that benefits herself nonmatter how much harm it causes others, knows very little, and has the gall to throw a pity party when some of her actions lead to extremely obvious negative outcomes... for herself.

A just world would demand she suffers.

If she was a character in a children's fable, she would obviously be contemptible.

Given her childlike comprehension of the world, this is an apt frame of reference.

She expresses no self awareness nor sense of responsibility, thus she is literally comically inept and evil, by her own childish standards.