Political Weirdos

What an amazingly fragile person.

I wish he didn't look so much like my grandma

That's something an old person would do. This all checks out

Donald Trump's wallpaper is a picture of ~~himself~~ a well known rapist

Of fucking course it is.

That is completely expected.

He knows that he can't pull off having the coolest fucking lockscreen of all time:

Definitely not a narcissist. Totally normal. We all do that, right? /s

Did anybody expect anything less?

I'm still surprised he didn't pick himself as his own vice president candidate.

That should surprise exactly no one. Narcissistic cheetolini.

Edit: also, did he sign his own hat?? 🤣

Makes sense. There's nothing in this universe he loves more.

Trump, every time he looks at his phone:

I'd elect me.

I'd elect me so hard.

🎵goodbye horses🎵

You know, I see women with themselves on the lockscreen all the time, but I've never had the nerve to ask why.

That's just so his handlers can tell him it's his reflection. "How do I look today?" "Great, sir, just look at that reflection!"

My lock screen is black and my wallpaper is black. Less clutter. Less visual noise. Easier to find items.

I prefer having someone far less evil on mine.

This angle really accentuates his dumptruck ass.

My boss also has a picture of himself as his wallpaper. 😳

And his fans call trans people narcisistic, for wanting to be respected and not wanting to hear yet another dumb "remedy" for "gender confusion".

If only this photo was taken a minute later

Man, I must be really boring...

Lock screen:

Wallpaper:

Did he sign his own cap?