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[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

We need some appreciation for wanksucker.

Also, fuckfuck.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wankstick is more popular whatever that means

[–] python@programming.dev 28 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

New favorite words unlocked! "cock goblin"certainly has a certain je ne sais quoi

[–] gon@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm a big fan of buttboy, personally.

[–] ItsGhost@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Infynis@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

I wanna know who's calling people dirthead

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Butt Boy, squire to Ass Lord

[–] Sas@beehaw.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Gimme a cock and I'm goblin

[–] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago

I like Douche Canoe, sadly unrepresented here.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn't Michael Bolton call the efficiency guys "cock goblins" in Office Space?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

i don't think that one would generally be derisive

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dirt-wit, Trump-nozzle, and Wank-clown are clearly underutilized profanities.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Where are all the dip-goblin users?

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a bit concerned about shitshit being so popular, despite never hearing it. Am I out of touch, or are the children wrong?

As an out of touch person, I have a possible explanation for this: have you ever said "shit" repeatedly as something goes wrong? I imagine some people would write a story where that happens and write it as "shitshitshit" and not "shit shit shit". But outside of that situation I have never seen or heard "shitshit".

[–] jastyty@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What about twatwaffle, that one is funny af

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The clear ones are where the fun is at in 2024.
You dirt-hat libgoblin!

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Some of the near zero but not zero combinations don't make a lot of sense to not just be zero.

Like dumbbag, scumhat, dipclown... I don't know about you, but those ones colored as "thousands of uses" doesn't seem right to me. Unless it was open so far as to search for those words used back to back and not specifically attached in any way as implied.

But yeah, there are so many combinations that seem way too far into the orange to make sense to me. I'm curious to see the actual numbers the graph was built with.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

The internet is vast and if this is to be believed, sourced over more than a decade. Not that unbelievable, imho.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

And yet Wank Clown is almos 0 ? Sounds too good to not be used ! Fucking WankClown !

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you just have terrible taste, dipclown

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm definitely gonna write some of these down and try to work them in. But some of them have earned their 0 uses so far.

[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this is a fantastic map for making new non-swears. see y'all later dipgoblins

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Total dumbnozzle move.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'm so happy that Trump is considered an insult.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

The goblin column is surprisingly sparse.

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago

German: Hold my beer you Backpfeifengesicht.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm so tempted to make an insult generator based off of this

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 2 weeks ago

Insultdle, like wordle but is generated insults

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you make an API to randomize it for my email sign off for work? Getting real tired of lying that I have any regards, or that they are kind.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

...In short, that meeting could have been this email, and this email could have been an IM.

Cruel disregards ,

YT

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

yall a buncha dumbgoblins

[–] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think i'm gona start using 'scum goblin'.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like the kind of chart a real wankgoblin would put together

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Even though it’s the most appallingly milquetoast swear ever, the lack of “cockwomble” invalidates this chart.

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

poopgoblin when?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Can we work on making "wank sucker" more popular? It's got a nice ring to it.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Damn libnozzles over on r*ddit!

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Wankclown brings to my mind an image of Pennywise on meth

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm just a teenage






dirt           🟥
[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 2 weeks ago

Missing knife on the columns distorted the graph. Poopknife would be on the top with it.