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[–] doubtingtammy@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How do you do, fellow gays

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[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When you look at the material that the human mind generates, it kind of makes you look at output from AI a little different.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At least all the text is actual words.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

Someone hasn't been keeping up with diffusion news.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of course its actual words its English not French.

I dont care what the French have to say, Oiseau should not be pronounced Wazoo.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

Rofl came here to comment on this one. They did not want to miss a single market segment

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most depressing thing on the box is the alcohol percentage.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is children’s alcohol!

[–] loops@beehaw.org 1 points 2 months ago

"Perfect for 30 year old toddlers!"

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I see something packaged like this, I expect it to be really fruity, not just vodka and lime.

[–] Delusional@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I wouldn't even consider looking at what that product is after seeing it in my peripheral. Instant pass on that atrocious packaging.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I feel like this was designed by the straightest committee

Follow-up question: As a gay guy, what gay drinks should I be drinking?

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Feels like someone saw how easy it is to pander to conservative chuds and figured the same could be done for "gay men" (read young white liberal women). I don't see how anyone in the target demographic can view something like this as anything other than incredibly insulting.

[–] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

i'm gay; i think this is hilarious. sometimes, cringe is fun!

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago

Idk if I see it as insulting personally - more just out of touch

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I'm a middle aged white woman and I find this concept hilarious. But I don't want to buy it because 4% is fucking weak. I want to make my own "gay water" and serve it at parties.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Turns out they're legit, and partner with lgbt+ organizations. Unfortunately a lot of the lists I saw for other queer friendly companies are pretty localized to microbreweries. So as usual if you want to support lgbt+ companies, look local

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Tap or filtered water. It's both gay and straight, idk how to describe it.

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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

4% is kinda weak if you intend on getting the queer market.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Used to always start the night in the Castro when I lived in San Francisco. The pours are HEAVY, vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka. Oh and every bar did buy 1 get 1 free until like 11pm happy hour. Basically get a solid buzz for like $10.

4% is rookie numbers.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

One of my friends, a bear, took me to get a real margarita ‐‐ I think on Valencia, so Castro district adjacent --when I was 25ish. I couldn't walk straight after one.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I couldn’t walk straight after one.

Phrasing.

For several reasons.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

I said what I said.

[–] match@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago

vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka.

well yeah, do you know how fucking expensive OJ is??

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That area was so wild, especially around Folsom street fair times.

There was a drunk dude getting a blowjob on the windowsill of his second story apt above a bar across the street, one leg in the fucking house the other just on the bar's sign 🤣

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

It’s called June and all companies do it

[–] siipale@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At first I read SIMD bucks and I thought they must take optimizing code seriously.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The gays like their SIMD optimizations

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I protest, I have a small dick, but only have some residual unconscious racism that I am actively working against!

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I contest the use of derogatory "small dick energy" memes on the grounds of body inclusivity. Small dicks are valid, positive and worthy of appreciation.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

hating on small dicks is transphobic tbqh

[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Your dick ‘energy’ is getting bigger by the day!

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

Swang that thang brother, be proud of the progress. It's not about the meat, it's about the spirit that drives it.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This box gives hello my fellow zoomers

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.de 1 points 2 months ago

How many simp bucks for a pack?

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How many frogs are juiced per bottle? Poor froggies

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"They're putting frogs in the water, which is turning the chemicals gay!"

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

welp after green washing now we have gay washing

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

small d**k energy

Lame. I get they might need to censor it but it's easy to cover with part of another sticker and make it look incidental.

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