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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 160 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fire good.

Beer. Good also.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago

Haha, yes! Easy to be happy, if by happy you mean stave off existential dread for a few hours.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 131 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like dad found enlightenment

[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I heard the crackling and popping when I read your comment

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 102 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Some men just want to watch the fire burn.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 99 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

There's something about fire that moves humanity.

The crackle, the flicker, the scent of smoke and wood, the glowing warmth that caresses away chills. It's hypnotic, and on such a primal level that we don't always notice it.

Staring into a fire, just in the moment is meditative. Your mind can either roam free, or empty itself out to let you float in the now.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 39 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The wheel and lever people will never understand this.

[–] theluckyone@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

But the people putting the wheel, lever, and fire together are really going places.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 weeks ago

Screw those guys. They can take a long walk off a short inclined plane.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

it's been a safe place for a million+ years. Fire has your back.

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

It does?! PUT IT OUT YOU JERK!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Keeps the demons away

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 91 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

The true question is why didn't Anon come and join his dad next to the fire.

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 53 points 4 weeks ago

Anon is also autistic. (Genetics are a bitch)

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 67 points 4 weeks ago

Anons dad needs to practice fire in the winter. It is even better in the winter because it can warm you up but the weather still keeps your beer cold.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago

I don't see why autism would have anything to do with it. People have been sitting and staring at fires for thousands of years. It's hypnotic, and it's a good kind of meditative clear your mind kind of situation, or good time to just sit and think.

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Solution: get Dad an orb for those winter months.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Fire pit is pre-orb. Orb wishes it was fire pit.

[–] RandomGuy79@lemmy.world 41 points 4 weeks ago

He's destressing

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 weeks ago

You have the deepest conversations around a fire. Everything from philosophy to art to politics, this is how man bonds with his brethren.

[–] johnefrancis@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 weeks ago

anon's Dad is dropping shrooms

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

I hope Anon finds the same peace in his life that his fire pit has given his dad.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm leaving this thread with an urge to barbecue that I didn't have upon entering

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 4 weeks ago

I need to poke a fire with a good stick.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 weeks ago

It is pwetty 🥺

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

When I was a little kid, if I was good then my grandparents would fill a big pot with torn-up newspapers, set them on fire, and let me watch them burn. Apparently this isn't a normal child-rearing practice. I'm not sure why.

[–] jaxxed@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Seen plenty of vets do this.