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Powerful Magicks... Don't go talking to the Mage's Guild about this.
Fascinating women with cheese may still be legal in CyrodiiI, but few will admit to it now that the Mage's Guild has banned it.
Farewell.
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How does one become sponsored by Big Parm? Just asking for personal reasons...
"Big Parma" heh
Big Parma has the government in its pocket, just look at SCOTUS recently overturning the Chevre doctrine
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Big Parma is responsible for the Fontina epidemic that is ravaging our rural communities.
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Be Italian. Be bueatiful. Aquire fame through accomplishments your county takes pride in. Then probably go talk to the parm merchant-kings.
Invent a Time Machine and start doing gymnastics at two years old by the looks of it
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...anyone else thinking of going down and getting a cheese wheel for yourself?
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These photos feel so... gosh, what's the right word ... corny?
Cheesy!
Naw, I donno, maybe nutty?
It looks like AI images. Perfect woman with a big smile and doing a strange thing.
It's not AI. It's real. She's just Italian.
It's not AI. It's real. Source in Italian:
https://www.parmigianoreggiano.com/it/news/parmigiano-reggiano-giorgia-villa-olimpiadi-tokyo/
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I know those are probably prop cheese wheels, but I can't help but think they could've made a lot of money selling the ones she did the splits on.
My god, lol. That's some good business sense though.
If I lacked morals and self respect I'd be a very wealthy man indeed.
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I think you should spend less time on the Internet.
This looks like AI, I know it isn't, but it's just bizarre enough that my brain goes "nope can't be real."
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I’ve never felt love so strongly until this very moment
I think the real question we all you to be asking yourself, is what has kept you from getting a sponsorship from big cheese?
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jfc isn't that like a 100lb wheel of cheese?
My wife was a college gymnast when I met her. She was ridiculously strong, I was scaroused. Gymnasts are not from this planet. That weight would be no problem for most.
Edit: on second look, her hands aren’t clasped and fingers loosely interlinked, probably fake cheese but my above comment still stands.
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I don't know why but these pictures remind me of AI generated (not saying they are)!
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I never knew any sponsorship would work on me and yet here i am desperatly craving for parmesan near me.
She's Italian. So... yup.
Wow! She demolished that cheese wheel, how long did it take her to eat that much cheese?
Truly she is the Dragonborn
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It ain’t easy being cheesy.
Do want
Also the lady seems alright, I guess
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