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Sideshow Bob becomes mayor and sends Bart back to kindergarten.

YABBA DABBA DOO! I LIKE TALKIN' TO YOU!

Why are your knuckles on your ass

Same way as every single other Russian transition of power in modern history:

Reveal that the previous leader betrayed the Russian people, and you're here to set things right. EVERY transition.

As someone older than 33, seeing "preserves" and "and it still works!" hits in a way I was not expecting to get hit this morning

Population studies would be easiest, but you can't do those because there are no populations that aren't saturated by microplastics.

There is science that shows plastics in our bodies inhibit proper function.

It's obscene the revoke a license for insurance. I can understand a fine, maybe impounding the uninsured vehicle until you have proof of insurance.... But suspending the license? That's fucked.

If you read the article it's still -13%.

So, pretty brain-dead to interpret that as wanting him.

Maybe I'm too old to be a good judge of what good hair looks like. That hair, especially with the large chunks (instead of just frizz) of flyaways looks dirty to me. Maybe it's an artifact of the photoshopping?

If people are into it, awesome.

If people aren't, and he loves it, still awesome.

My gut reaction to seeing it is "dirty" (rightly or wrongly), and on a dating app where left swipes are based on gut decisions in a fraction of a second.

I don't think there is anything wrong with the guy, and I think switching the format is good, because you can't dismiss a billboard as quickly as a tinder profile.

It's also super weird to fixate on the physical attractiveness of people who receive such awards

So it's like a crowd strike code review

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